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The Leap of Faith
27.5m tall and 61m long, from the top of the Ziggurat the Leap of Faith catapults riders into a transparent tunnel and through a shark-filled lagoon.
Oh man, I thought this was one of those virtual models, but it is real. No way my ass ever tries something like this. With my luck, I’d somehow flip into the lagoon and feelings of joy and excitement would turn into SHEER TERROR AND THE NEED TO SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS.
WHO THINKS OF THESE THINGS? It is awesome tho.
That’s what I’m saying. Like, what is the pitch for stuff like this?
“Listen bro, I’ve been doing blow and watching Legends of the Hidden Temple reruns all day and I have got the sweetest idea for a ride. First, you build a huge-ass replica of a Mayan temple, vines and shit all up in it, and put a WATER SLIDE in the middle. THEN, surround it with a moat full of man-eating sharks and place an underwater tube going through that moat so that people have the illusion of plummeting to their death, but surviving, only to find themselves face to face with Jaws.”
“Dave, I don’t say this often, but I want to make sweet love to your brain.”
“RIGHT? Now let’s drop some acid and count cloud animals.”
It’s like if Charlie from Always Sunny was allowed to make amusement park rides.
I just need this on my blog.
HAHAHAHA
LOL Ke$ha is a creeper.(via reinventthesea)
I just died laughing. OMG.
rape-axe: the anti-rape condom
OMG HAHAHAHA My friends and I were talking about this before, but I never got to googling it. Dayum gurrlache:
“an anti-rape female condom invented by sonette ehlers, a south african woman working as a blood technician with the south african blood transfusion service, during which time she met and treated many rape victims.
the device, known as ‘the rape-axe’, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing microscopic barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. if an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. the condom would remain attached to the attacker’s body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. this device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists.” - link to article
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this is awesome. it has to be surgically removed. hardy fuckin’ har. i’m curious as if women walk around wearing this thing daily “just in case”. or maybe they insert it before going to a college frat party or something. i kind of want to buy one just to support the cause.surgically removed? scary T_T
HAHAHASiya rin ang may likha ng “Putogether”
hahaha benta!
yung isa kong HS batchmate, engaged na
FU for making me feel old
who is this?
magonline ka, sabihin ko sayo hahaha :))
caring is creepy
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