thrillist:

Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?

US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.

A big-ass art book and a bottle of Yakult. Are zombies allergic to Lactobacilli Shirota strain?

(via flavorpill)

thewholedamncake:

petradactyl:

“ur tits r Stunnahz 2K11 Bbz” 

I can only aspire to this level of romance.

hey hey

I died cried too

Oh, yeah. Sometimes labels are good, though. Just to clear things up.

(via thecoastaltheory)

That awkward moment where someone you don’t know is trying to make some conversation with you but you don’t know what to say because you’re not sociable.